porn 101 - a quick lesson in porn for girls

Don't know a DP from an ATM? That's OK... most girls don't know shit about porn.

This is a function of the following factors: 1) girls don't watch enough porn; 2) unlike guys, girls don't tell all their friends about the latest movie they masturbated to; and 3) the porn industry is evolving and becoming progressively more niche-specific and hardcore at an incredibly fast rate.

So, in order to reverse this trend of our general ignorance to this whole secret language guys speak, Girlzporn.com presents a quick tutorial on porn, including a glossary of terms and a guide to watching adult movies. We've also had 'Normal Girl' provide a little commentary... just to keep everything in perspective.

To further indulge your curiousity, you can also watch each act defined in the glossary via PPV (that means "pay-per-view", by the way.)     ;)

glossary of porn terminology

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ATM (or A2M) - an acronym for "ass-to-mouth," which involves the male inserting his dick into the girl's ass, and subsequently inserting it directly into her mouth. [PPV]

Normal girls says: So exactly why would any girl in her right mind want to do this?... and exactly why do guys find it a turn-on to watch a chick taste the inside of her own ass? This, my friends, will likely remain a mystery for the remainder of civilization. Just try to imagine some future archaeologist trying to figure this one out.



balls deep - an expression denoting a full insertion of the penis into a mouth or other orifice; also the name of a series of movies by Anabolic [PPV]

Normal girls says: Yummy! We’ve all done that. Especially with the guys with little dinkies! Balls shallow!



BBW - the acronym for Big Beautiful Woman, a genre of pornography dedicated to overweight woman.[PPV]

Normal girls says: Makes sense…more cushion for the pushin… we all know guys don’t want to fuck a bag of bones…what would they hold on to?  Right? Right!



camel toe - the dual bulge created at the center of a girl's crotch when her panties partially creep up the crevice of her pussy. [PPV]

Normal girls says: This happens all the time, and not just with underwear—tight pants creep up there too…but what a stupid name… can't we do better than that?



cream pie - the end result of a guy cumming directly into a girl's asshole or pussy; the cum generally oozes out, surrounds the whole and creates a 'pie-like' shape made of cum. [PPV]

Normal girls says: Do that to me any day! There is nothing sweeter than feeling a guy cum inside you and feel it ooze out… I’m getting wet just thinking about it.



cum fart - the process whereby a girl 'farts' out cum that has been ejactulated into her ass; bubbles are common. [PPV]

Normal girls says: Oozing out is one thing... farting cum is another. Aren't girls not supposed to fart!? Fuck, I've been pretending that I don't fart since grade 6. And now stupid fucking guys get turned on by us farting out their cum? Sorry boys - you just can't have it both ways... either we fart, or we don't. End of story.



cum swapping - the act of one girl drooling or spitting cum that has been deposited into her mouth into the mouth of another girl. [PPV]

Normal girls says: The only thing good about this is being able to have a moment of sharing and bitching with the other girl about the funk factor of the dude's spunk. "Nice body, strong bouquet."



D.P. - an acronym for 'double penetration', whereby a female simultaneously has a dick in her pussy and asshole. [PPV]

Normal girls says: Regular sex is good. Anal sex is good. I bet having both at the same time would be great. What would ruin the whole thing is knowing that, secretly, the guys are just getting off on the fact that their cocks are rubbing against one another. Fucking closet fags - all of them!



facials - the descriptor used when one or more men ejaculate all over a girls face. Not to be confused with 'pink eye.' See also: 'bukkake' [PPV]

Normal girls says: For me, it all comes down to the status of my sheets. If they're freshly washed, I'm like "Cum all over my face!" If you can no longer smell the Bounty, then there's no way I'm risking getting that shit in my hair (and it always gets in your hair... 'facial' my ass).



fisting - the action of inserting one's entire fist into a pussy (or ass in some cases). Anectodatally one of the most satisfying sensations for a girl.[PPV]

Normal girls says: If a guy tried to do that to me, the only fisting that would be happening would be mine in his fucking face. Vagitarians apparently like it though.



gagging - a process whereby the penis is 'deep throated' by the female so that her gag-reflex is stimulated, often repeatedly [PPV]

Normal girls says: Hmm. I’ve always wanted to choke on a dick... not! I wonder if guys would still like it if the chick actually puked on him. Fuck... it's probably the 'next big thing.'



gang bang - the act of multiple males having sex with the same girl. Often several orphus' are filled at the same time. The new trend called 'reverse gangbang' is the when multiple girls have sex with one male. [PPV]

Normal girls says: Gang bangs are basically living proof that one woman's sexuality is equal to that of 5 men. Even then, you still might want to throw in a vibrator for good measure.



gape - an opened ass sphincter muscle, allowing varying degrees of sight into the girl's rectum. [PPV]

Normal girls says: What hidden treasure will he discover once he looks inside my ass? That is a mystery... so is the reason for looking deep inside an ass. But does a “gape” feel good? that is the question. I'll take notes next time I see the proctologist .



golden shower - the fetish name for urinating on your partner. The yellow color of the urine is where the 'golden' shower derives its name. [PPV]

Normal girls says: If girls could aim better, I'd bet we pee on dudes all the time. Here's a facial for you, you son of a bitch. Seriously though - golden showers are cool... but only if they actually happen in a shower too.



gonzo - a style of porn that acknowledges and involves the cameraman in some way; see also: point of view [PPV]

Normal girls says: Whenever the dude you're fucking has a camera in hand, you can't help but feel like a Paris Hilton slut. And that's hot. Paris Hilton hot.



the hammer - (lightly) 'bonking' a girl on the top of her head while she is performing oral sex on a guy. This creates a spontaneous 'gagging' reaction (see 'gagging' above).[PPV]

Normal girls says: If a guy ever 'bonked' me on my head while I was sucking him off, I give you a 100% guarantee that I will be, without hesitation, chomping off his dick.



M.I.L.F. - the acronym for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." Used to refer to porn that features middle-aged woman (also known as 'cougars').[PPV]

Normal girls says: As long as it’s not my mother, the MILF’s need the loving too. They say women hit their sexual peak in their 30’s. Sex with an older woman should be divine. A guy should only be so lucky. It would definitely be "dude’s lucky day."



money shot - the age old term used to describe the ejaculation of a penis, on face, ass, mouth, or any other destination. Directors go to great lengths to ensure the 'money shot' is optimal. [PPV]

Normal girls says:  Girls really never get to see the money shot when they're fucking a guy. Even when a guy is cumming all over you, somehow your attention is focused on: a) the ridiculous sounds he starts making; b) whether your sheets are clean and protecting them; c) at all costs, avoiding...



pink eye - the recent trend of ejaculating directly into a girl's eye, with the goal of creating the stinging sensation associated with cum in the eye. [PPV]

Normal girls says: I mean fuck, isn’t that a disease? It should be renamed "Painful". Who would want to do this on purpose?! It boggles my mind. 



point of view (POV) - the style of porn where the individual filming the scene is themself an actor/participant. This provides the viewer to experience an actor's perspective. See also: 'gonzo' above. [PPV]

Normal girls says: Can a guy have great sex and concentrate on filming it at the same time? Guys can't even barbeque and hold a discussion simultaneously. Still, the whole camera thing is hot... Paris Hilton hot.

squirting - the gushing liquid that 'squirts' from a female's pussy from a g-spot orgasm [PPV]

Normal girls says: G marks the spot. Why should guys have all the fun? They think they can cum, wait till they hit the G note.



rimming - licking someone else's anus [PPV]

Normal girls says: Sounds like a strange thing to do at first, but it feels sooo good. Guys seem to like it too. I can remember my first rimming like it was yesterday. Okay, that’s not true, but I remember that I like it. Bring it on. Wonder if cum-farts are compatible?



tossing salad - the act of licking a guy/girl's ass (hole). Sounds bad, but is quite pleasurable for the recipient.[PPV]

Normal girls says: This is the same as rimming. Where is the salad? What is the salad? There is nothing green down there. At least you hope.